I wrote the following in response to the service I received at kfc one morning...
KFC is havin a competition that runs from 30 April until 10 June and when you buy any breakfast meal you get a free mug which I got on Monday but on Thursday I was met by cashier who didn't know anything about the free mug....
This morning I went back. The promotional material was moved into a corner...
Joyce isn't here today , but now I've met Precious, a formidable force to reckon with.
Sy's taaier as 'n ratel.
"No, Sir only if you buy a muffin with a cappuccino", she repeats over again in a robot voice.
The rules have clearly changed.
We stare at each other for the longest 5 seconds ever... Then the theme from Pulp Fiction suddenly blare from the speakers.
I grab a handful of pamphlets and fling them at her, she deflects with a tray.
She spins around in slow motion, and swipes two freshly made lattes and squeeze the lava hot liquids at me. BUT, I'm faster with one move I jump behind a dik auntie standing next to me and use her as a human shield. As the dik auntie screams in agony,completely drenched in hot coffee, I launch myself up in the air just as she tumbles to the ground like a drunk elephant. I grab whatever loose change I have in my pocket sling it at Precious with force, she dives John Woo style, my coins miss her, hitting everything else, chicken pieces, chips and coleslaw fly all over the place. People run for cover, an unattended child cries...
Then out of nowhere another cashier jumps over the counter, and misses me with a flying kick.
"I want my Mug!!" I yell.
"NO, sir only when you buy a muffin" her eyes Blood red with fury.
"I don't want a muffin!!"
We face each other in a stand off.
Precious came back with the entire KFC staff, the griller, the boiler, the cook and the cleaner.
I could take them all on but didn't want to mess the place up anymore than I already have.
"I'll be back." I say and collect my egg, cheese & tomato sandwich.
"Based on a heavily exaggerated true story"
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